Good evening everyone, welcome to the museum!
Please pull in a little closer, we are a little larger group than we are used to but we'll manage, if you squeeze in.
Tonight’s visit will unfold as a series of short scenes, each one its own exhibit.
The pace may feel fast. The logic may feel questionable. This is normal.
A brief warning: our collection is rather… lively, and unusually expressive. At the moment, it includes artists still in love with their paintings, an Egyptian god with a cat allergy, a possibly forged painting, a fugitive Greek philosopher and so forth.
Worry not, everything is under control… Or at least we’re doing our best.
Disclaimer: The museum will not be taking responsibility for what happens next.
Thank you for your attention. Enjoy the tour!
Performance dates & Venues
ROTTERDAM, Theater 't Kapelletje : 20 & 21 MARCH
AMSTERDAM, Mike's Badhuistheater: 4 APRIL
THE HAGUE, Theater de Kunsthut : 10 & 11 APRIL
