Good evening everyone, welcome to the museum!
Please pull in a little closer, we are a little larger group than we are used to but we'll manage, if you squeeze in....
Please pull in a little closer, we are a little larger group than we are used to but we'll manage, if you squeeze in....
Tonight’s visit will unfold as a series of short scenes, each one its own exhibit.
The pace may feel fast. The logic may feel questionable. This is normal.
A brief warning: our collection is rather… lively, and unusually expressive.
At the moment, it includes artists still in love with their paintings, an Egyptian god with a cat allergy, a possibly forged painting, a fugitive Greek philosopher and so forth. Worry not, everything is under control… Or at least we’re doing our best.
Disclaimer: The museum will not be taking responsibility for what happens next.
Thank you for your attention. Enjoy the tour!
Directed by: Lara Stanisic
Cast: t.b.a.
Cast: t.b.a.
Performance dates & venues
ROTTERDAM, Theater 't Kapelletje : 20 & 21 MARCH
AMSTERDAM, Mike's Badhuistheater: 4 APRIL - CANCELLED DUE TO DOUBLE BOOKING BY VENUE
THE HAGUE, Theater de Kunsthut : 10 & 11 APRIL
